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== The Toadsworth Crack Crisis of North Mushroomtopia == The Toadsworth [[Crack]] Crisis of [[North Mushroomtopia]], or simply the MIA Crack Crisis, was an operation funded by Toadsworth and the [[Mushroom Intelligence Agency]] to drive down property values, cause [[inflation]] in the prices of medical resources, and drill for [[oil]] around the area. Toadsworth, an oligarch and the owner of [[Shroom Energy]], saw potential around the area of North Mushroomtopia, and was aware of an on-going operation. He contacted some of his friends within the MIA to find a way to equally benefit each other. Together, they figured out that if they could decrease property values around the area, Shroom Energy could buy them out and drill for oil, and they could drive up the costs for medical resources around the area as more lower-class people suffered from drug abuse. As this was ongoing, riots were happening around Shroom Energy's compound at [[Rogueport]]. The leaked files report violence from Shroom Energy as they shot several rioting civilians, 3 of whom died on the scene, however no legal consequences were brought against Shroom Energy's security or the CEO himself. Shroom Energy held a press conference where they denied the ongoings, and reported that they had seen a 70% increase in investments and profit. Princess Peach congratulated Toadsworth for this. The MIA, Toadsworth, and Shroom Energy continually deny the claims that they were a part of this, despite obvious evidence to the contrary.
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