Editing John Citizen (section)

== Adulthood ==
At 24 years old, he got immensely drunk off of stolen alcohol one night and went to [[Amsterdam]], saying, "the beer's better in the amster dams" repeatedly during the flight there.

After spending 1 month in Amsterdam, he already killed 4 people, witnessed both [[Gexter Gorgan]] and Dokes in a knife fight, and drank so much "age-appropriate" Jack Daniels his voice turned into a mix of a Midwestern accent and helium air.

At 35 years of age, he lived in Miami, [[Florida]]. He got a job at a [[Little Caesar's]] and made sure they didn't drug test him after his catastrophic and dangerous amount of [[weed]] in his life.

John is 46 years old now and has moved to Southside, Texas recently, where he's embraced his style of alcohol, drugs and weed.