Editing Timeline of recorded history (section)

== 1980s ==

=== 1980 ===

* [[Ronald Reagan]] accidentally creates [[Texas]] while trying to make [[taxes]].
* [[Ronald Reagan]] invents [[capitalism]] and [[taxes]].
* The first episode of [[Mr. Ant Tenna's TV Time]] is broadcast on [[Tenna|TV]].

=== 1981 ===

* 9 January: [[Phil Collins]] throws a set of drums down the stairs.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpYzO6bZMTs&t=221s</ref>

=== 1982 ===

* 29 November: [[Michael Jackson]] receives a copy of the album [[-thriller]] from 2891 due to an unknown incident involving [[time travel]]. This leads him to make a copy with regular [[music]] known as [[Thriller]], which goes on to sell more than 5 copies globally.
* [[Wolf Haley]] stabs [[Alexei Fromsovietunion]] to death on a tram.

=== 1983 ===

* 13 June: [[Gommy Box]] is unforunately born.

=== 1984 ===

* [[Ghostbusters]], a film about [[Jorking|busting]] [[Ghost|ghosts]], is released. It is best known for not starring [[Phil Collins]].

=== 1985 ===

* The [[Lamborghini Countach LP 5000 QV]] is released.

=== 1987 ===

* 9 January: [[Blood]] is first broadcast on [[Tenna|TV]].
* 12 August: [[Jimmy Jonathan Smith]] is born in Manchester, New Hampshire.

=== 1988 ===

* [[Asgore Dreemur]] mistakenly sneaks into a screening of the [[Phil Collins]] film [[Buster]], believing it to be the film [[Ghostbusters]]. Fucking bitch boy.