Editing Professor Edward Skissue VI (section)

=== Involvement in the September 11, 2001 attacks ===
On the day of the 11th of September, 2001, Professor Edward Skissue VI was in a used car dealership, reading through the paperwork to purchase a used pink [[Volvo 240]] estate. As he was reading through the contract's fine print, his focus was temporarily not on preventing Skissues, and shortly afterwards, [[9/11|Thomas the Tank Engine impacted the World Trade Center]]. This is widely accepted to be the worst occurrence caused under his tenure as Professor Skissue, however it is not regarded to be as bad as what Professor Skissue IV is theorised to have been responsible for.