Editing Either Starmer

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[[Either Starmer]] is the Pringles Minister of the [[United Kingdom|UK]]. He is of either. Starmer. This bitchass assumed office in 1800 BC, then he died. Wonder who did rthat, Anyways, ok. He had a short office life span of. Either Starmer created the Great Pizza Finanical Crisis in London, adding £3bn to the national debt when he fell asleep at his computer and accidentally ordered 3,419,123,905,238 barbeque dips from [[Pizza Hut]]. Completely unrelated to [[Asgore Dreemur|assgore dremur]]. Either Starmer. Either  starmer.   ee/eteittietehre n smtastrmtetr 

== Controversy ==
'''Either Starmer''' once told a crying [[Dewey Wilkerson|boy]], "I'm nearly finished." He was nearly finished.

== Pizza delivery ==
[[Either Starmer]] is notorious for delivering pizzas to random locations. I didn't like that, so people [[Murder|murdered]] him. but I was [[Assassin|not associated]] with it.

== Killage of Grandmas ==
[[Either Starmer]]. Killer of grandma. he killed mine too :(. if you Were there for his presidency, wait,shit ,

== Association with the [[9/11]] attacks ==
When asked about his correlation to the [[9/11]] attacks, he replied "bitch [[fuck]]". When asked in a later interview, he said "What in the HELL is a [[9/11]]?????". To this day, I do not forgive him for killing my damn [[grandma]]. He should rot in fucking [[hell]]. That stupid son of a bitch.

== Fanart of Either Starmer ==
[[File:Either starmer.png|left|thumb|Either Starmer]]
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