Editing Ethr Statrmer

{{Typos}}[[File:Ethrstatrmer.png.png|thumb|A photo of this creature]]
Ethr Statrmer is a misspelled version of [[Either Starmer]], Pringles Minister of the [[United Kingdom]], which gained sentience in 2017 after a mishap with a [[toothpick]], 3 [[Washer|washers]], and a misprinted [[Money|pound note]], an incident which so far has not been named. [[Either Starmer]] denies the [[existence]] of this misspelled version of himself, and when asked to comment he replied, "Can't you see I'm eating with my [[Food|family]] right now," before asking a strange man in an apron to get us away from him. We also asked [[Dennis]], the press secretary of the [[UK]] [[Capitalism|government]], for further comment; to which he replied, "Meow," before tripping one of our reporters down a set of stairs. 

Throughout the existence of Ethr Statrmer he has attempted to make himself '[[Prongles]] mimistair uv tha [[Unetid Kwingdem]]' but initial attempts to do so failed when the solders that Statrmer hired to over through [[Either Starmer|Starmer]] were unable to understand his broken [[english]] in [[The Battle for London|battle]]. Ultimately leading to Statrmers loss and following Capture by [[Either Starmer|Starmer]] and the rest of the [[UK]] [[Capitalism|government]].

However, Statrmer wasn't done yet. So on 25 March 2018, Using his immense butchering of the [[English]] [[language]], he was able to incapacitate the solders guarding him, escape from jail and create the [[Unetid Kwingdem]] in a similar way to how [[Texas]] was created by [[Ronald Reagan]]. By misspelling [[United Kingdom]] on an official looking piece of paper the [[Unetid Kwingdem]] was born. The [[United Kingdom]] and [[Unetid Kwingdem]] have been at war ever sense.
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