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{{Infobox creature|pronouns=He/Him|dob=5 October 2011|kill count=0|location=In a briefcase|species=Ghost|catchphrase="Inexplicably high, Inexplicably looooooow"|image=STEVE JOBS!!!!!.png}}Evil [[Ghost]] Steve Jobs is a mysteries entity known for singing his life's troubles with his band of vaguely feminine-looking dance troop. He lives inside of a white briefcase with a small stage inside. There he sings stories of how his life sucked whenever the case is opened.<ref>If you don't know what this is here's a link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcmBowQsVrg</ref> After [[Steve Jobs]]' death in [[October]] [[2011]], a strange white suitcase was discovered in the park at [[Apple headquarters]] in [[Cupertino, CA|Cupertino, California]]. Whenever the suitcase is opened, a small black and white version of Steve Jobs, along with his dance troop, would sing about the woes of his life and wish he could go back. This strange [[:Category:Creatures|creature]] was given the name "Evil Ghost Steve Jobs." After many attempts to rid the Apple headquarters of this case, [[Apple]] Inc. moved its headquarters to a different office in [[2017]]. Even though the Apple headquarters has been moved, the suitcase housing Evil Ghost Steve Jobs is still reported to be located on the property of the original headquarters. The most recent siting of it was on 17 [[May]] [[2025]]. <references /> [[Category:Creatures]] [[Category:Evil]]
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