Editing Killdozer tv

<blockquote>"Look who's on the dashboard... It's a young '''Jessica'''! She looks like a '''little black girl'''!"</blockquote>-Killdozer, during one of his sparks of genius in "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNT4DUlboY4?t=1046 The Purple Diet]".
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'''Michael Alves''' (Also known as '''[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqwXsqMlCiBsJuvKZzsrS7w Killdozer_tv]''' online) is a former [https://uclabruins.com/sports/football/roster/michael-alves/8985 UCLA Athletics] team member now turned content creator on the social media site [[YouTube]], he's known for his bizarre food diet challenges, in which he challenges himself to only eat foods that apply to a specific characteristic/category (even though he never goes through with them and ends up creating 1 thousand loopholes to get through them). He is married to '''Jessica Alves''', who he lives with and references many times in his videos.[[File:Cookinggenius.gif|thumb|'''Killdozer''', perfecting his just recently [[Air fryer|air fried]] meal.]]He is also known to have an [[air fryer]].

== Cooking Abilities ==
In many of his videos, '''Killdozer''' ('''Michael Alves''') showcases his cooking skills with his iconic [[air fryer]], using it countless times with countless amounts of foods. Some of these foods being:

* Liquids
* Vegetables
* Mediterranean Food
* Seafood
* Already Cooked Food
* Chocolate/Candy<ref>In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUQar1smGzA "The Brown Diet"], Killdozer air fries various meals using Chocolate Milk and [[Nutella]].</ref>
* Food Very Clearly Not Meant To Go In An [[Air fryer|Air Fryer]]

Occassionally (Very frequently), Killdozer finds himself disliking the food he himself cooks. Some skeptics attribute this to the '''borderline abusive use of his air fryer''', although true followers of his will realize that this is actually because '''the food was not that good to begin with'''.[[File:seafoodboil.png|thumb|The lovely "Seafood boil" in question.|230x230px]]
== "Seafood Boil" Incident ==
In the video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN_KHpYBx-k&t=1304s "The Dollar Tree Diet"], '''Killdozer''' prepared a meal called a "Seafood Boil". However, things didn't go as planned, as '''Killdozer''' made this "Sea Food Boil" in his trustworthy [[Air fryer|Air Fryer]]. One of the defining traits of his [[Air fryer|Air Fryer]] is that it [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frying Fries] food using Air, a thing '''quite different''' to boiling.

In the end, the "Seafood boil" was turned into an unidentifiable sludge, and in '''Killdozer''''s words:  

<blockquote>"Overall guys, this was a terrible idea. If you go to the [[Dollar Tree]] try not to get the Seafood products, they're not that great."</blockquote>

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery spacing="small" bordersize="none" perrow="3">
File:Youngjessica.png|'''Young Jessica''' on the dashboard, with the appearance of "a little black girl".
File:BassProDanceyaya.gif|'''Killdozer''' busting it down, [[sexual style]].
File:Ohthemisery.gif|'''Killdozer''', regretting eating in one of his challenges.
</gallery></center>

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