Editing Microwave

'''Microwaves''' are a [[scam]] invented by [[John M. Waves]] in 1972 to sell more loud rotation boxes.

== Supposed principles of operation ==
The microwave is supposedly an [[electric]] oven that heats and cooks [[food]] by exposing it to so-called "electromagnetic radiation" in the "microwave frequency" range. This, allegedly, induces polar molecules in the food, whatever those are supposed to be, to rotate and produce supposed "thermal energy" (heat) in a process apparently known as "dielectric heating". Microwave ovens allegedly heat food quickly and efficiently because the heating effect is accordingly fairly uniform in the outer 25–38 mm (1–1.5 inches) of a homogeneous, high-water-content food item.

== The TRUTH ==
"Electromagnetic radiation" is not proven to be a real concept. "Microwave frequencies" aren't real either. I mean, can you see them? No? I thought not. "Polar Molecules" are just stupid, you're telling me they put a tiny piece of a polar bear in all our food? How would the logistics of that even work? Aren't they an endangered species or some shit? Anyway, the part about "thermal energy" is also stupid. Everybody knows thermal energy is only generated by [[Jorking|jorking it]]. It's common sense that microwaves don't do any of this shit, they just spin your food around a lot while making a loud noise to make you THINK they're heating it up, then when you get it out, it tastes hot due to the placebo effect, as well as the mind altering rays installed in every microwave since 1975.
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