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Adam Sandler, born in 1966, is best known for inventing COVID-19. He is available in various flavours.

Adam Sandler

This is the default and most well-known flavour of Adam Sandler.

Family

Adam Sandler is the son of Marge Simpson.

Death and subsequent revival

^{See also: 2031 Spamton NEO incident}

Adam Sandler died in 2030 of cornflakes^[1] but came back to life in 2031 to fight Spamton NEO.^[2] After successfully defeating him, he took the Freedom motif from his theme, and now has it as part of his own theme.

Eating habits

Adam Sandler reportedly once ate a Tic Tac.

Quest

Adam Sandler must kill the big yellow guy.

Orange Sandler

Orange Sandler is a rarer orange form of Adam Sandler.

Relatives

Despite his orange apparel, he bears no relation to Orange Juice Simpson or Orange Juice Starmer.

Inventions

In the year 2002, Orange Sandler invented orange milk when he accidentally dropped an orange into his glass of milk.

Relations to politicians

Orange Sandler is best friends with former USA president, Barack Obama.

John Pixels

John Pixels is a type of being known as a "gamer".

References

[1] Adam Sandler dead - Neowos

[2] Spamton NEO emerges as significant global threat; Adam Sandler revives to face him - Neowos

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+{{Infobox creature|image=Adam Sandler (mildly wide).png|pronouns=he/him|dob=9 September 1966; 7 November 2031|dead=20 June 2030|kill count=One big yellow guy}}{{Stub|more information to be added}}'''Adam Sandler''', born in 1966, is best known for inventing [[COVID-19]]. He is available in various flavours.
-'''Adam Sandler''' is best known for inventing [[COVID-19]]. He is the son of [[Marge Simpson]]. He died in 2030 of [[cornflakes]] but came back to life to fight [[Spamton NEO]]. He reportedly once ate a [[Tic Tacs|Tic Tac]].
+== Adam Sandler ==
+This is the default and most well-known flavour of Adam Sandler.
+=== Family ===
+Adam Sandler is the son of [[Marge Simpson]].
+=== Death and subsequent revival ===
+<sup>See also: [[2031 Spamton NEO incident]]</sup>
+Adam Sandler died in 2030 of [[cornflakes]]<ref>[https://news.amyy.gay/article/?id=adam-sandler-dead Adam Sandler dead - Neowos]</ref> but came back to life in 2031 to fight [[Spamton NEO]].<ref>[https://news.amyy.gay/article/?id=spamton-neo-emerges-as-significant-global-threat-adam-sandler-revives-to-face-him Spamton NEO emerges as significant global threat; Adam Sandler revives to face him - Neowos]</ref> After successfully defeating him, he took the [[Freedom motif]] from his theme, and now has it as part of his own theme.
+=== Eating habits ===
+Adam Sandler reportedly once ate a [[Tic Tacs|Tic Tac]].
+=== Quest ===
+Adam Sandler must kill the big yellow guy.
 == Orange Sandler ==
-Orange Sandler is best friends with [[Barack Obama]], and is the inventor of [[orange milk]].
+{{Infobox creature|image=Orange Sandler.jpg|Name=Orange Sandler}}Orange Sandler is a rarer orange form of Adam Sandler.
+=== Relatives ===
+Despite his orange apparel, he bears no relation to [[Orange Juice Simpson]] or [[Orange Juice Starmer]].
+=== Inventions ===
+In the year 2002, Orange Sandler invented [[orange milk]] when he accidentally dropped an [[orange]] into his glass of milk.
+=== Relations to politicians ===
+Orange Sandler is best friends with former [[United State of America|USA]] president, [[Barack Obama]].
 == John Pixels ==
-John Pixels will be here soon. He's approaching.
+{{Infobox creature|image=Adam Sandler partaking in 'gaming'.png|Name=John Pixels|catchphrase="I'm John Pixels!"|species="Gamer"}}John Pixels is a type of being known as a "gamer".
+== References ==
+<references />
+[[Category:Creatures]]
+[[Category:Orange Things]]