Friend
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This is friend, the testosterone pill and estrogen pill were taken at the same time, the results is this beautiful silly billy you see before ye.
Friend was once whole, but then was smooshed by an angy girlie.

legend says that friend still friends about being a very friend that friends more friendings friend of a jorkalicious jorking.
Is Friend not your friend? WRONG!
Friend is love. Friend is life. Friend is currently holding a knife… help
Friend exists beyond dimension, they exist outside the human jorkings of time and spacey wacey
he is NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT responsible for the events of September 11 2001
He is good.