Adam Sandler
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Adam Sandler, born in 1966, is best known for inventing COVID-19. He is available in various flavours.
Adam Sandler
[edit | edit source]This is the default and most well-known flavour of Adam Sandler.
Family
[edit | edit source]Adam Sandler is the son of Marge Simpson.
Death and subsequent revival
[edit | edit source]See also: 2031 Spamton NEO incident
Adam Sandler died in 2030 of cornflakes[1] but came back to life in 2031 to fight Spamton NEO.[2] After successfully defeating him, he took the Freedom motif from his theme, and now has it as part of his own theme.
Eating habits
[edit | edit source]Adam Sandler reportedly once ate a Tic Tac.
Quest
[edit | edit source]Adam Sandler must kill the big yellow guy.
Orange Sandler
[edit | edit source]Orange Sandler is a rarer orange form of Adam Sandler.
Relatives
[edit | edit source]Despite his orange apparel, he bears no relation to Orange Juice Simpson or Orange Juice Starmer.
Inventions
[edit | edit source]In the year 2002, Orange Sandler invented orange milk when he accidentally dropped an orange into his glass of milk.
Relations to politicians
[edit | edit source]Orange Sandler is best friends with former USA president, Barack Obama.
John Pixels
[edit | edit source]John Pixels is a type of being known as a "gamer".