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'''Pizza Tent''' is a [[pizza]] shop chain originating in the [[United Kingdom]], founded in 1256. == History == === Invention of pizza === Pizza Tent was founded in 1256 by a medieval peasant after witnessing a very odd sequence of events: a dropped loaf of [[bread]] in a local market was trampled into a flat circle by passing cows, one of which let out some [[milk]] from its udders onto the flattened bread, and a rotten [[tomato]] being thrown at a criminal in stocks missed its target and splattered over the bread instead. He did not eat this floor concoction, however, as he was not an idiot. He instead took clean food and used it to create a reproduction of what he saw and began selling it from his tent, where it immediately proved to be a popular food. When asked by one customer what he called this new food, due to the noise of all the other customers, he misheard the question as being where he got the idea, and responded that he saw it next to a piece of [[horse]] shit on the ground. The customer also misheard, believing it to be called a "Pieca", a name that stuck until the food reached [[United State of America|America]], where its name morphed into "Pizza". === Pizza 9/11 === <small>Main article: [[Pizza 9/11]]</small> On 24 July, 2012, a helicopter was flown upside-down into a branch of Pizza Tent in Orlando, [[Florida]]. [[Category:Food]] [[Category:Places]]
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